{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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