{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
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Porridge is a 1979 British comedy film directed by Dick Clement and starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale, Fulton Mackay and Brian Wilde. It was written by Clement and Ian La Frenais based on their BBC television series Porridge (1974–1977). Most of prison officers and inmates from the original series appear in the film, with the notable exceptions of Lukewarm, Blanco, Heslop, and Harris. There is also a different governor, played by Geoffrey Bayldon rather than series regular Michael Barrington.
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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Vice-Admiral Sidney Robert Drury-Lowe was a British Royal Navy officer. He is known for trapping and sinking the SMS Königsberg in the Battle of Rufiji Delta in the East African Campaign of World War I.
"}{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}